Goat Eats Coffee and Dances on roof of Ford Mustang as a Turkey looks on

Goat Eats Coffee and Dances on roof of Ford Mustang as a Turkey looks on

The perplexing content of the internet never ceases to amaze. What better way to prove that than with a goat, seemingly high on coffee, dancing on the roof of a Ford Mustang

From what we can tell, the video below was filmed by a man’s wife who thought it was hilarious that a pet goat was dancing on the roof of her husband’s Ford Mustang. A comment left by the owner of the video, suggests that the goat’s wild antics are the result of it getting into a stash of coffee: "The Goat got into our weight loss coffee lots of energy!!!, thanks Valentus and Dave Jordon we need a paint job, lol".

With an outlandish jig that would put Michael Flatley to shame, the goat then precedes to scratch the Mustang’s roof and bonnet with its hooves, indenting the roof panel with a “badump” sound that would make the blood of any muscle car fan boil. On top of all this, a turkey also stands nearby and watches.

What does the camerawoman have to say about this? Well, she doesn’t seem too fussed, seemingly seeing the incident as a playful joke, calling the goat “Mummy’s little girl” and “Mummy’s little princess”. She also says “Daddy’s going to s*** bricks when he sees this video. Yes he is. He’s going to need a new paint job.”

This random video is drawn to an end when the goat takes a dive off the bonnet. Rock and roll.